The 3 Deadbeats Working in Your Home Office – Part 2: Patty

pattyGreetings, self-employed (or self-driven employed-by-someone-else) friend.

Now that you’ve met your secret employee, Farley (you did read Part 1, right?), you truly need to get acquainted with Patty. Where Farley encourages you to embrace distractions during your workday, Patty is a nut about efficiency and practicality. She gets things DONE. Sound like you?

This is the continuing saga of pesky multiple personalities – our multiple personalities. They rule our days, justify behavior we actually abhor and cleverly divert money from our paychecks.

Ready for Part 2?

Meet Patty, the Practical Employee

Did you know that if you shop for groceries early in the day, you beat the crowds? Patty does, and she’ll encourage you to do that – as well as take your car in for an oil change and do the dishes (your spouse will really love that). Hey, let’s paint the kitchen!

As far as Patty’s concerned, these things have to get done anyway. Go ahead and leverage all this freedom you have. You’ll feel like you accomplished a lot when 5:00 rolls around, even if you barely saw your computer. And Patty will feel that she truly earned the money she slipped out of your wallet. Notice how you and Patty seem to be at odds?

Rather than busy yourself with non-income building activities, do those things when “regular employed” people do them – in the evening or on the weekend. And show Patty the door.

Excited about meeting your third secret employee? Heeeeere’s Connie!

The 3 Deadbeats Working in Your Home Office – Part 1: Farley

me-in-kitchen-with-farley2Who ever guessed that I – a self-employed copywriter – had employees on the payroll?

Except for my little dog, Harry, I thought I was alone here … typing away in my small office, a spare bedroom in my home.

Fellow freelancers or companies of one, get up from your chair and look around. You need to meet the people who lack motivation, suck you into their time wasting activities, and – oh yes – get paid.

I’m talking about your other personalities, of course. The little voices in your head that talk you into doing anything but work. When you allow yourself to see them as real people sharing your space and time, things can get ugly.

To keep things short (and tease you into returning again and again), I’m sharing this hot info as a mini-series – one at a time. Of course, in the event you feel a sudden urge to rip me a new one for testing your will, all three parts are here on this blog.

Meet Farley, the Fun Employee

You spent years of your life working under the watchful eye of an employer before becoming your own boss. Suddenly, you could play fetch with your dog “to get the creative juices flowing.” You could have a two-hour lunch with an old friend “to network.” You could work on downloading a music compilation. No reason, Farley said it was okay.

Farley justifies any fun activity because, after all, you work hard. You deserve a little “me time.” Farley loves diversions and sucks you right in every time. Thing is, Farley gets paid just for showing up. And his salary comes out of your earnings. Just let this fun-loving employee take you on a few adventures and you’ll see it for yourself at the end of the month when bills are due.

Farley’s the reason you’ll miss a deadline or have to make an excuse to a client. At some point, you’ll realize the guy’s gotta go.

In the next installment, you’ll meet Patty, the practical employee. In a word, yikes.

 

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